Worst Day Ever (WARNING *NASTY*)

Salaam guys,

I went to the Twin Tower Medical Centre this morning for a medical check up. I gots to have it before being appointed as Petronas employee. But, it turned out to be the most embarrassing day ever, for ever ever, ever ever (mmm~ I sound like Kanye in "Diamonds From Sierra Leone") lulz! It happened in the restroom located specifically north-west of the information counter.

I was asked for a urine sample and here goes the rest of the story;

Warning (*12sx*)

"Encik, sila ikut saya ke tandas di hujung sana"

"Ok, jom"

He opened the restroom door for me.

"Terima kasih. Saya masuk ya, kejap lagi saya keluar balik"

"Oh tak, saya masuk skali"

"Takkan nk masuk skali? Tandas untuk sorang jer nie??

The male nurse made a smiley face

Chang Chang Chang ... (Panic-like background music)

I began to freak out realizing the male nurse is a lil bit sissy, not that sissy but still! All kinds of things went through my mind especially... OK, let's skip that part.

I was like "OMG, what the freakin' banana!!!! Takkan nak tunggu kat dalam kot?"

"Mintak maaf, ini ialah procedure dari Petronas untuk mengelakkan penipuan. Saya kena escort di sebelah Encik sampai selesai"

Fortunately, "the process" went smoothly whithout any [fill in your own words here]

Have you ever had someone standing next to you without any deviders, blinds or anything in between when you are doing the "finding-natural-peace" process? Well it wasn't funny, but I laughed non the less. I guess, it is what it is man! lulz

So for those who want to apply for Petronas, ya better GET READY for it might happen to you too!!! Chang Chang Chang.... (that panic-like background music strikes again!!!)

~ThE EnD~

:: btw, I told the story not only to put a smile on people's face, but for me and you to THINK about! If you feel embarrassed when somebody's looking at you shi shi-ing, how come we're not feeling the same way when we know Allah is looking at us, and still, we commit maksiat? Think about it....

Knowledge is power.