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Get2know-Ledge: May 2010

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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge" - Stephen Hawking

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Ya Allah, help us to unveil the truth to the citizens of the world. Ya Allah, help us to save our Palestinians.

Knowledge is power

That Complicated? Don't Hate

HAHA

When it just seems like things are going smooth and everything, I met this guy friend this morning and he straight away asked me, "Bro, amacam... awek paka sihat?". I replied "Do you have a girlfriend?" OOpps that might be too harsh n personal for a 'lonely guy'. Then again it's funny he is a super lonely guy, but that's not a reason for you to hate him LOL. The silence wasn't long though as I changed topic just to keep the ball rolling. But still revolving around issue "Woman?".

{silent phase part II} no comment...

"But hey, we have some beautiful woman engineers here in PAKA rite?" I said that just to comfort him. But then I explained to him the ugly truth about woman engineers and why I don't date them:

  1. That yellow jumpsuit is their 'formal dress' until 7:00 PM. McD & Burger King is their seven-course meal. And they keep on whining about dieting, yet again. Sometimes I wish I can date them in their coverall as they look better in it compared to their 'informal dress' ... oucch~
  2. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the phone and on the net (FB especially). And life usually ends at 10:30 PM.
  3. Flames like a monster and speaks like a MONSTER. Jokes won't work either
  4. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning chats & evening walks.
  5. No matter how bad you want her, she just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic & reasoning. She will also mention how bad she wants you while reading McGraw-Hill Thermodynamic textbook... boringgg~
  6. Only listens to modern electronic voice songs to reflect the uptodate-ness and appreciating new technologies . Sometimes going old skool is really not that bad you know. I like Billy Joel's
  7. Talk about daily, monthly, and yearly planning more often than about you (I bet some of u guys hv experienced this quite alot). Being guys, we dun really care about it most of the times, but sometimes well... hearing something about us would be nice =)
  8. Talks in acronyms and 'shorthand's. Ooooh dammmn!! (or she might just say 'O D.M.N')
  9. Can't leave that damn pencil off her right hand and phone off her left hand for a minute.
  10. The best date place she's ever suggested is ... starbucks (coz WIFI is there and it's free)
So boring n so hard to understand them yet they are so 'high-tech' and 'rare'. That's why guys still go for them.

Too rare huh. What happens if you break it? it will be hard for you too find the 'spareparts' etc. Later, it might be beyond repair.



(100 woman engineers are reading this)

Swooooshh..(wind sound) ~ THERE GOES MY CHANCE TO DATE WOMAN ENGINEERS sob sob LOL

Jangan marah gadis2 semua. Just for the sake of writing only. Dun get mad, or else you really do fall under category 3 that i mentioned above. Want me to fix you?

=) Knowledge is power